where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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