i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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