all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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