why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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