there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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