just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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