I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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