first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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