Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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