im gay
i know
yea but for you.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
They took my balls.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
be right there i have to get my cape
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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