? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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