He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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