apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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