is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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