Pregnant stripper...not hot.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
its liver damage thursday
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Randomize
