he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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