i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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