I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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