Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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