I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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