Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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