Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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