So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
where does the pee come out of this thing
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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