God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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