how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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