I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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