K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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