My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
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Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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