Christians are straight up FREAKS
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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