like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Still dying that you shit outside
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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