That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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