i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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