she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
vagina is talking i cant
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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