So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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