every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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