There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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