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walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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