So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
