Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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