Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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