that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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