Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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