We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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