I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I had to cum in my sink.
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