I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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