Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
4 words: hood of his car
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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