nut hugger
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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