Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I love you.
Bad choice
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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