goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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