She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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