Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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