porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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