i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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