That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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